i asked for ice cream not a sword
ah yes the blade which I am destined to wield
This is the ice cream that will pierce the heavens?
A twisting soft serve binds to me and follows everywhere I go
It carries the hope of ice creameries and everything we know
I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it
I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.
It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.
this badass son of a bitch eats spongebob and his family